Tuesday, 28 July 2009
Friday, 5 June 2009
What I want to know
Friday, 22 May 2009
public awareness campagns
Noooooo not Miss Piggy...... Take me instead
MISS PIGGY
R.I.P
Miss Piggy of the Muppets was the first fictional character known to have contracted Swine Flu. She contracted the illness after visiting relatives between the 1980 and 1981 seasons of “The Muppet Show”.
She is known to have infected Kermit the Frog, her physician Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, puppeteer Frank Oz, and Yoda (via Frank Oz).
When Yoda died in Return of the Jedi, it was after a long battle with Swine Flu. Miss Piggy is therefore singlehandedly responsible for the loss of thousands of years of Jedi wisdom from the years of the Old Republic
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An infection that appears to have lain dormant since the early 1980s appears to have claimed beloved icon Kermit the Frog.
The Aporkalypse
Coughs & Sneezes spread Diseases
NHS advises DIAL 999
In the last 7 days have you:
Do any of the following apply to you?
- I have pain in or across the centre of my chest (see further information)
- I have pain in my shoulder, arm or jaw
- I am severely short of breath and I can't talk in full sentences
- I have swelling around my lips, mouth, tongue or throat
- My lips, fingernails or toenails are changing colour
Please Note: We have further information to help you answer this question
After answering yes
Your answers suggest you need to dial 999 immediately and ask for an ambulance.Call 999